"The doggy is coooowld. He has to go in the hoooowwwse. Everyone is sleeping. Everyone is sleeping. Everyone is sleeping. Everyone is sleeping. (Maniacal giggling, thrashing about). (Incoherent) BOO! BOO! BOO! 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - BOO!....
"Christmas is owwver. Hannukkah is owwwver. Halloween is owwwver. Winter is almost over. Don't go fast, Mom, there are cars in front of us.... I don't see a train, maybe it went bye-bye....
"Mommy, I'm getting tired. Mom, what are you doing? Are you going fast? Someone poked me in the eye. I think it was Daddy....
"Christmas is owwwver...."
*Yes, I was writing notes while waiting at red lights.
1 comment:
that's hilarious. and exhausting.
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