6 a.m., Holden (whispering): "Mommy, the kitty pooped in my room."
3:38 p.m., Mrs. Kirtz (Riley's teacher): "Hi, Denise? I'm calling about Riley. He's been hitting people."
5:45 p.m., Denise: "Is hitting good or bad?"
Riley: "Well Precious took the chair and it was my spot."
Holden: "It's a free country."
6:40 p.m., Riley (in the shower, pulling the skin over his penis): "Bye-bye penis"
6:41 p.m., Riley (in the shower, farting): "Hahaha! I farted excuse me!"
6:50 p.m., Riley (looking at his new book "Hands Are Not For Hitting): "Oooh! Thank you mommy for my new book. New books make me happy."
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